20)From: SpyKing@thecodex.com
Subject: Another lawyer joke...
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a
position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer
was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with
"How much is two plus two?" The engineer excused himself, and made a series
of measurements and calculations before returning to the board room and
announcing, "Four."
The physicist was next interviewed, and was asked the same questions.
Before answering the last question, he excused himself, made for the
library, and did a great deal of research. After a consultation with the
United States Bureau of Standards and many calculations, he also announced
"Four." The lawyer was interviewed last, and was asked the same questions.
At the end of his
interview, before answering the last question, he drew all the shades in
the room, looked outside the door to see if anyone was there, checked the
telephone for listening devices, and asked "How much do you want it to be?"
A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He
orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and
two large meaty objects.
"What's this?" he asks.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"What are cojones?" the man asks.
"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at
the arena this afternoon."
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he Decides to
try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it
is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it
again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are
much smaller.
"What's this?" he asks the waiter.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"No, no," the man objects. "I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger
than these."
"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."
Best regards,
Mike
Michael R. Anderson, President
New Technologies, Inc.
E-Mail: mrande@teleport.com
Phone : 503-661-6912
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2075 North East Division
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